I do beleive that the sleeves should be capped and the bottom portion of the shirt come just beneath the moobs. The short denim shorts are a MUST! Cowboy boots will also be required. Cowboy hat can be optional. Our food of choice will be our Baby Back Ribs (watch out Chili’s!) and beer from local breweries. In addition we will offer all sorts of Barbecue menu items but we will stay away from wings.
Makes me wonder WHO would show up? Would those with a fat fetish be willing to dine with us? Would the so called “normal” people show up for the sheer fascination that large men might be willing to flash their moobs? Would it turn into a homosexual bar? Or would it flop?
Oh and I forgot our theme song….Milkshake by Kelis
My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
and there like,
its better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
i can teach you,
but i have to charge